Just want share with u guys some geeky jokes I found on makeuseof.com:
1. The box said ‘Requires Windows Vista or better’. So I installed LINUX.
2. Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working when you open Windows.
3. I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.'
4. Michael Sinz: “Programming is like sex, one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.”
5. Programmers are tools for converting caffeine into code.
6. Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn’t leave something that can be traced back to you.